Get a spray tan, put on your tightest clothes and be reem as we return with some more diamante-clad drama from everyone's favourite county
This first sequel to Dirty Harry was written by a couple of strong voices, writer-directors Michael Cimino (The Deer Hunter) and John Milius (Farewell to the King). But that doesn't mean the film is particularly good. After Don Siegel's ferociously dark style in the first movie, Ted Post's blocky, television-ish direction in Magnum Force is a huge letdown. The story doesn't win any prizes, either. Eastwood's San Francisco detective Harry Callahan (apparently having retrieved his badge after throwing it away at the end of Dirty Harry) takes on a vigilante squad within the city's police force. David Soul is pretty convincing as the major spokesman for these right-wing avengers. Eastwood, on the other hand, had already turned Callahan from fascinating outsider in Siegel's film to purveyor of tough-guy shtick in this one. --Tom Keogh
Get a spray tan, put on your tightest clothes and be reem as we return with some more diamante-clad drama from everyone's favourite county
The Only Way is Essex is back for a seventh series and a familiar face has returned...Kirk! But he's straight back to work with the tough job of choosing the new Sugar Hut Honeys, it's a hard life but someone's got to do it. The glamorous residents of Essex return with more splits, bust-ups and of course the usual madness of Joey Essex, and he doesn't disappoint this series. Gemma finds herself at the centre of a bitter row with Mick and the Sugar Hut which lands her being publically barred from the club. In tears, she turns to her now ex-boyfriend Arg, but getting the support from her ex proves tough... Bobby and Charlie have their friendship tested after Bobby's confesses his love, will their bromance survive and can Bobby really just be friends? Essex's love birds aren't fairing too well either, Ricky and Jess go from loved-up to lucked-out after Ricky gives Jess the key to his heart and his flat an unexpected argument throws their relationship open. Mario and Lucy should be excited about their engagement but instead they're having cold feet and decide put everything on hold! Even golden couple Sam and Joey are on rocky ground and we see Joey reduced to tears, can they work things out? It seems that our Essex lot have a lot more on their plates this series than the tans and fake eyelashes. Life is throwing some serious issues at them but there's always time for a themed party and even Joey attempting to walk on water!
The Only Way is Essex is back - and the second series is bursting with more drama, glamour, boob jobs and orange tans than the last!Find out what happened with Mark's turbulent love life - Could sexy Sam or sultry Lucy keep the lothario from settling down with long time love Lauren? What will sister Jess and mum Carole make of his decisions?We follow bubbly beautician Amy and cousin Harry as they introduce the definitive Essex spray chart, search for an assistant and go glamping!- OH SHUT UUUP!Having won over Lydia can loveable 'Arg' keep her when faced with Lyd's protective Mother Debbie? And what sort of advice can Kirk's dad give to the fiery club manager over his true feelings for girlfriend Lauren.It's not just the parents getting in on the act as we meet Joey Essex (yes, real name) who spends his days perfecting his walnut-whip and evenings wooing the ladies, his cousin, model Chloe and let's not forget Essex's number one car sales rep, wheeler-dealer Gemma All this served up with a healthy portion of national treasure Nanny Pat too! So don't miss out on the explosive second series and don't get jel - get watching. It's totally reem!
WARNING: This boxset contains flash cars, bling parties and false boobs. The tans you see might be fake but the people are real and it has all been boxed up purely for your entertainment.Finally it's here! The complete series 1 & 2 of the BAFTA Award winning hit show, The Only Way is Essex.I compare Essex to LA, we all live the same sort of lifestyle, we've got as much money, we've got the same tans and I think we're better looking as well. - Mark Wright.OH SHUT UUUP! Meet Mark and his long suffering on/off girlfriend Lauren as they struggle with their tempestuous relationship. Can Mark keep his roving eye and hands to himself when faced with sexy Sam and sultry Lucy.Follow bubbly beautician Amy and Cousin Harry as they introduce us to the Vajazzle, a definitive Essex spray chart and glamping!Join nightclub owner Kirk as he goes head to head with Mark while trying to steer his own way to true love. Cheer along loveable Arg as he pursues his ultimate love Lydia.And slip into the ridiculously tight shoes of Joey Essex as he and model cousin Chloe burst onto the scene.Don't miss out, don't get jel. Join them all and many more!For anything can happen in the only way is Essex. It's bursting with more, drama, tears, tantrums and sayings than a plate full of Nanny Pat's sausage plait - It's totally Reem!
It's time to raise another glass of Cristal champagne for the BAFTA award-winning series that brought vajazzling to the masses. Relive all your favourite moments from the UK's most talked about show in this bumper box set of all the episodes from series 1 - 6 of The Only Way is Essex! Delve into the uber-glamorous world of Essex where nail bars, nightclubs and tanning salons, act as backdrops to the action. Join your favourite tantastic stars as they go about their totally Essex lives...
An elite team of DEA agents are assigned to protect a dangerous drug lord and take refuge in a luxury hotel while they await extraction. They soon find themselves at the centre of an ambush as the drug lord's former associates launch an explosive assault on the hotel.
We're heading back to Essex for a fifth series of the uber glamorous show that gave us the 'vajazzle' and made everything 'reem'. It's time for some weighty issues as Arg reveals his dramatic weight loss and takes on the marathon whilst Lauren G talks to Lydia about her own weight concerns and continuing rivalry with Jess. The boys are back in town with Mario, Ricky, Little Chris and Mick developing a strong bromance. Elsewhere, will Gemma finally be lucky in love when she meets mysterious...
A pair of lovers have a tryst in a vacant tomb, but then find themselves unable to escape form the graves and crypts of the massive cemetery. One of cult director Jean Rollin's most unconventional film, THE IRON ROSE vividly depicts the young couple's steady descent into madness.
The Only Way Is Essex returns fresh from it's one off visit to 'Marbs' for a sixth series. The super-tanned and buff Essex community welcome us back into their lives and there's a new couple in town! Arg and Gemma are now officially together but how will they fare through Arg's continuous blunders about Gemma's weight, bumping into Arg's old enemy, Jamie and pregnancy scares?! The celebrations continue with Lucy and Mario hosting their engagement party but they might need a new kind...
Famed character actor (and one of Doctor Who's first companions) William Russell stars in the popular and well-remembered series The Adventures of Sir Lancelot. The classic and inspirational stories of King Arthur and The Knights of The Round Table are brought to life through the adventures of Sir Lancelot - the bravest of all knights. Presented here is the entire series of 30 action packed episodes of this classic show some of them presented here for the first time in colour. This t
Two women on the run seek shelter in an ominous castle where they fall prey to a sadistic vampire... With its dark cemetery a gallery of hooded skeletons bizarre rooms and slithery vaults the picture comes close to Lovecraft - except that its sexual components are more graphically presented. With long periods devoid of dialogue this is one of Jean Rollin's most lyrical films.
Welcome to the world of Essex! A place where being seen without a tan is a crime and the need to look 'Reem' is compulsory: the brighter, the tighter, the better (And that's just Joey Essex). For three series we've watched our favourite characters pout, preen and party their way around Essex as they've fallen in love and out with each other. Mark Wright gave us love triangles and even love squares; Joey Essex gave us the word 'Reem' and Nanny Pat gave us her sausage plait. We've seen miniature Chihuahuas and massive pigs (Mr Darcy), romances and bromances, boob jobs and Botox and of course...vajazzles. Make sure you don't miss a single Shut uuup with this brilliant box set, as you relive those magic moments that put Essex on the map.
This is the long awaited critical review of the classic line up of Argent in concert on record and on film. This independent film features a team of leading critics and musicologists in a penetrating journey into the heart of Argent's music. Features classic performance fottage and bonus material by the original line up including: Hold Your Head Up God Gave Rock 'n' Roll To You Lair Rejoice ...and many more Bonus Tracks: 1. Stepping Stone 2. Lair 3. Rejoice 4. Hold Your Head Up 5. Sweet Mary
This is the long awaited critical review of the classic line up of Argent in concert on record and on film. Drawing on rare television footage of the classic line up of Rod Argent Russ Ballard Bob Henrit and band performing live this is the definitive retrospective assessment of the career one of the most dearly loved bands of the progressive era. This independent film features a team of leading critics and musicologists in a penetrating journey into the heart of Argent's music
Fourteen great classic rock anthems brought together in one stunning volume. Worldwide hits by renowned artists such as Deep Purple Uriah Heep Asia and Thin Lizzy. These are the anthems which inspired a generation from the driving blues-rock of Wishbone Ash to the gentle strains of Barclay James Harvest. Every one a classic. Tracklist 1. Wishbone Ash - Blowin' Free 2. Argent - Hold Your Head up 3. The Sensational Alex Harvey Band - Delilah 4. Uriah Heep - Return To Fantasy 5. Asia - Heat of The Moment 6. Focus - Sylvia 7. Emerson Lake & Palmer - The Barbarian 8. Family - Strange Band 9. Curved Air - Melinda More or Less 10. Slade - Get Down And Get With It 11. Deep Purple - Child In Time 12. Free - Songs Of Yesterday 13. Thin Lizzy - The Sun Goes Time 14. Barclay James Harvest - Mockingbird
A truly amazing and utterly spellbinding take on the vampire theme with the director the late Jean Rollin successfully mixing elements of the fairytale surrealism horror and eroticism into a striking visual feast that is almost devoid of dialogue. Centring on two young women on the run from a robbery who take refuge in a ruined castle Requiem was to establish Rollin's unique eroticised take on the vampire. It is a fitting tribute to his work. Jean Rollin died on 15th December 2010.
The films of French cult director Jean Rollin belong to a genre all their own, horror fantasies that plunge viewers into wild fantasy worlds out of time and place in which figures (usually nude women) wander a deserted landscape. In Requiem for a Vampire, two school girls in painted clown faces and goofy polka-dot garb shoot out of the back of a speeding car on a desolate country road. For 45 minutes, we follow the adventures of the braided young nymphs as they ditch the car, wipe off the clown white, and change into miniskirts, with nary a word spoken. They dreamily wander through a graveyard (where one falls into a freshly dug grave and is buried alive!) and into a castle, where they are suddenly set upon by cloaked figures and brutish henchmen and made the servants of a tired, sorry-looking vampire desperately attempting to perpetuate his race with fresh blood. The lyrical first half, with its often beautiful and bizarre imagery, gives way to an astonishingly brutal scene in which the henchman molest the women they have chained naked in their dungeon. The film bounces back and forth between surreal poetry and kinky decadence (which also includes scenes of sadomasochism and plenty of gratuitous nudity), but Jean Rollin's ethereal mood and fairy-tale imagery gives the largely wordless film an eerie beauty and the surreal logic of a waking dream. --Sean Axmaker
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