Jonny is stuck in a dead-end job as a courier. He dreams of being a gangster, just like his best friend from schooldays, Jude.
Get a spray tan, put on your tightest clothes and be reem as we return with some more diamante-clad drama from everyone's favourite county
Get a spray tan, put on your tightest clothes and be reem as we return with some more diamante-clad drama from everyone's favourite county
United Kingdom released, PAL/Region 2 DVD: LANGUAGES: English ( Dolby Digital 2.0 ), WIDESCREEN, SPECIAL FEATURES: Interactive Menu, Scene Access, SYNOPSIS: John Smith (Danny Dyer) is a taxi driver and the happiest man in the world. He loves his job, he loves his wife and he loves South London where they live--and he also loves North London where he lives with his other wife! Perfect until one day he does something heroic by saving an old bag lady from two young muggers. John's ideal existence is immediately threatened by the press, the police and his best friend Gary (Neil Morrissey), who, in attempting to help John cover up his marital deception only achieves further mayhem. Will John prevent huge media coverage of his heroism? Will John and Gary stop the two wives meeting? Will the police be kept at bay? Over a crazy period of 24 hours John and Gary madly attempt to save John's blissful marriages. ...Run for Your Wife
The Only Way is Essex is back for a seventh series and a familiar face has returned...Kirk! But he's straight back to work with the tough job of choosing the new Sugar Hut Honeys, it's a hard life but someone's got to do it. The glamorous residents of Essex return with more splits, bust-ups and of course the usual madness of Joey Essex, and he doesn't disappoint this series. Gemma finds herself at the centre of a bitter row with Mick and the Sugar Hut which lands her being publically barred from the club. In tears, she turns to her now ex-boyfriend Arg, but getting the support from her ex proves tough... Bobby and Charlie have their friendship tested after Bobby's confesses his love, will their bromance survive and can Bobby really just be friends? Essex's love birds aren't fairing too well either, Ricky and Jess go from loved-up to lucked-out after Ricky gives Jess the key to his heart and his flat an unexpected argument throws their relationship open. Mario and Lucy should be excited about their engagement but instead they're having cold feet and decide put everything on hold! Even golden couple Sam and Joey are on rocky ground and we see Joey reduced to tears, can they work things out? It seems that our Essex lot have a lot more on their plates this series than the tans and fake eyelashes. Life is throwing some serious issues at them but there's always time for a themed party and even Joey attempting to walk on water!
The Only Way is Essex is back - and the second series is bursting with more drama, glamour, boob jobs and orange tans than the last!Find out what happened with Mark's turbulent love life - Could sexy Sam or sultry Lucy keep the lothario from settling down with long time love Lauren? What will sister Jess and mum Carole make of his decisions?We follow bubbly beautician Amy and cousin Harry as they introduce the definitive Essex spray chart, search for an assistant and go glamping!- OH SHUT UUUP!Having won over Lydia can loveable 'Arg' keep her when faced with Lyd's protective Mother Debbie? And what sort of advice can Kirk's dad give to the fiery club manager over his true feelings for girlfriend Lauren.It's not just the parents getting in on the act as we meet Joey Essex (yes, real name) who spends his days perfecting his walnut-whip and evenings wooing the ladies, his cousin, model Chloe and let's not forget Essex's number one car sales rep, wheeler-dealer Gemma All this served up with a healthy portion of national treasure Nanny Pat too! So don't miss out on the explosive second series and don't get jel - get watching. It's totally reem!
WARNING: This boxset contains flash cars, bling parties and false boobs. The tans you see might be fake but the people are real and it has all been boxed up purely for your entertainment.Finally it's here! The complete series 1 & 2 of the BAFTA Award winning hit show, The Only Way is Essex.I compare Essex to LA, we all live the same sort of lifestyle, we've got as much money, we've got the same tans and I think we're better looking as well. - Mark Wright.OH SHUT UUUP! Meet Mark and his long suffering on/off girlfriend Lauren as they struggle with their tempestuous relationship. Can Mark keep his roving eye and hands to himself when faced with sexy Sam and sultry Lucy.Follow bubbly beautician Amy and Cousin Harry as they introduce us to the Vajazzle, a definitive Essex spray chart and glamping!Join nightclub owner Kirk as he goes head to head with Mark while trying to steer his own way to true love. Cheer along loveable Arg as he pursues his ultimate love Lydia.And slip into the ridiculously tight shoes of Joey Essex as he and model cousin Chloe burst onto the scene.Don't miss out, don't get jel. Join them all and many more!For anything can happen in the only way is Essex. It's bursting with more, drama, tears, tantrums and sayings than a plate full of Nanny Pat's sausage plait - It's totally Reem!
It's time to raise another glass of Cristal champagne for the BAFTA award-winning series that brought vajazzling to the masses. Relive all your favourite moments from the UK's most talked about show in this bumper box set of all the episodes from series 1 - 6 of The Only Way is Essex! Delve into the uber-glamorous world of Essex where nail bars, nightclubs and tanning salons, act as backdrops to the action. Join your favourite tantastic stars as they go about their totally Essex lives...
Rapunzel: Failing Eastern European tennis star Jimmy Stojkovic is forced by his father to play as a woman to pay off the family's debts to a criminal gang. At the British Open Championship ""Martina"" becomes bosom buddies with the reigning champion the beautiful Rapunzel whose mother keeps her locked away from the attentions of men. Cinderella: Professor H Michael Prince an arrogant anthropologist has discovered an ancient phallic symbol which he believes proves that men are the driving force behind human evolution. University cleaner Cindy Mellor is determined to overturn Prince's theory and capture an important academic post. The Empress's New Clothes: Michaela is a soap star hell bent on stealing the fashion limelight and making red carpet roadkill out of her co-star and main rival. Her naive young friend Shannon thinks she has found the team to deliver just the right outfit. Billy Goat: Boy band 'Billy Goat' are the hottest thing in a small town. Only one thing stands between them fame and fortune: their manager. Grettongrat is a troll with macabre methods and he has the band locked in a watertight contract. To make the big time they must escape his clutches.
We're heading back to Essex for a fifth series of the uber glamorous show that gave us the 'vajazzle' and made everything 'reem'. It's time for some weighty issues as Arg reveals his dramatic weight loss and takes on the marathon whilst Lauren G talks to Lydia about her own weight concerns and continuing rivalry with Jess. The boys are back in town with Mario, Ricky, Little Chris and Mick developing a strong bromance. Elsewhere, will Gemma finally be lucky in love when she meets mysterious...
London's Tubes: cylindrical objects underground crammed full of blank faces with blank pasts and blank futures. However, Tube Tales endeavours to expel this theory, even if it's just for the length of time it takes nine short stories to flicker past your eyes. Created via a competition in Time Out magazine, which asked their readers to send in stories relating to experiences on the London Underground, a group of directors were then charged with the task of bringing the public' s images of the tube to life for 12 minutes each. Showcased at the London Film Festival 1999 and then moving on to be shown on Sky Premier a few days later (this being the first film Sky has produced) it is possibly one of the most intriguing and underrated dramas to come out of Britain at the turn of the new century. These films offer a great showcase for British talent, combining established stars like Ray Winston in "My Father the Liar" with new up-and-coming actors like Hans Matheson in "Steal Away", the film also offers a great chance to play spot-the-star. Along with this Tube Tales offers many actors their first chance to try out their talents behind the lens with directorial debuts from Ewan McGregor-"Bone", a beautiful story of a man's fleeting obsession with a photograph--and Jude Law--"A Bird in the Hand", which brings a little bit of nature back to the Cement City. Both these directors choose to offer very calm and ambling visuals with little dialogue (how many people actually talk to strangers on the Tube?), allowing the power of images and body language to take hold. In another way Bob Hoskins "My Father the Liar" and Gaby Dellal's "Rosebud" offers us a version of the tube through the eyes of a child, a place populated by innocents and full of terror. In diverse contrast are the offerings from Armando Iannucci ("Mouth") and Stephen Hopkins ("Horny"), who both offer a grotesque humoristic interpretation of their stories. However, the true showpiece of these films is the last, Charles McDougall's "Steal Away", an energetic and exuberant piece which turns into a spiritual journey. Many of these films wash over your emotions, evoking laughter, innocence and desire, but "Steal Away" leaves you with strong opinions on the nature of humanity. Nikki Disney On the DVD: The special features are predictably laid out like a tube map. Given the wealth of talent on display in Tube Tales the disc is happily littered with interviews, trailers and on-location features, offering opinions and theories on the Tube from the huge cast and crew that went into the making of these films. Picture and sound quality are impeccable.
The Only Way Is Essex returns fresh from it's one off visit to 'Marbs' for a sixth series. The super-tanned and buff Essex community welcome us back into their lives and there's a new couple in town! Arg and Gemma are now officially together but how will they fare through Arg's continuous blunders about Gemma's weight, bumping into Arg's old enemy, Jamie and pregnancy scares?! The celebrations continue with Lucy and Mario hosting their engagement party but they might need a new kind...
Welcome to world of Essex! In this glamorous reality series you will follow the lives of some of the most glittering characters Essex has to offer. Showing us their real lives; the tears the tantrums and the triumphs. You'll visit the hottest night spots drink the finest champagne cocktails and socialise with Essex's most sensational. There's Mark a self confessed Mr Essex and a serial womaniser. Lauren his on/off ex girlfriend who loves him one minute then can't stand him the next! Will they ever get back together? Meet Amy who dreams of becoming the next Jordan and landing a lucrative modelling contract whilst on the look out for Mr Right... Could that be night club promoter and Mark's business nemesis Kirk? Hang out with Amy's lovable cousin Harry and Sam her best friend and Mark's sometime love interest. Get to know Mark's sister Jess and her girl band Lola - will they ever get that recording deal they're after? Not forgetting the inspirational Nanny Pat with her home-cooked meals and infinite wisdom. Join these and all the other colourful Essex characters who will take you on a journey where a visit to the nail bar and tanning salon is as regular as visiting the supermarket for your weekly shop. The Only Way is Essex where it's all about the glitz glamour and Vajazzle - you'll be seriously jel!
Doug was an amazing fighter, a less amazing businessman. Saddled with a gym in debt with a market more interested in virtual boxing than the real thing, he is drowning on the contents of a poisoned chalice. Now he has to try to save his beloved gym from being turned into a modern chain-gym with Yoga and Zumba by training a gentle giant for a bare-knuckle fight that has a purse big enough to solve all his problems, and then some.
Denise Van Outen: Pure Dance Workout
Welcome to the world of Essex! A place where being seen without a tan is a crime and the need to look 'Reem' is compulsory: the brighter, the tighter, the better (And that's just Joey Essex). For three series we've watched our favourite characters pout, preen and party their way around Essex as they've fallen in love and out with each other. Mark Wright gave us love triangles and even love squares; Joey Essex gave us the word 'Reem' and Nanny Pat gave us her sausage plait. We've seen miniature Chihuahuas and massive pigs (Mr Darcy), romances and bromances, boob jobs and Botox and of course...vajazzles. Make sure you don't miss a single Shut uuup with this brilliant box set, as you relive those magic moments that put Essex on the map.
A pair of Californian dating gurus come to London to launch their book on how to find love in three days. As a publicity stunt for the book they try to find soul mates for three lonely Londoners but things don't go according to plan in this hilarious romantic comedy.
Johnny (Jonny Lee Miller) dreams of leaving his dead-end job as a courier. Through his best friend (Jude Law) nephew of the notorious crime lord Ray Kreed (Ray Winstone) he charms his way into the toughest gang in North London. Hungry for some real gangster action Johnny sparks a feud between Ray's gang and another firm in South London.
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