The legend of Quiltface is true and the stories of his murders are legendary. Anyone foolish enough to incite his wrath will learn that every path leads to Carnage! Four students on a class photography project collide head on with terror as they are tormented one by one. There is no way out! No one is spared! No one is safe! And no one is left!
Elizabeth Murray just wants to help! Feeling lucky to have survived brain surgery, she brings home a stray young man to nurse back to health. But sometimes, after a head operation, people experience a little personality shift and Elizabeth finds herself with some strange new behaviors. Allergies have never been this violent. It's not long before everything descends into a bloody mess. With all the noise next door how will the French Guy ever finish his masterpiece?
At the beginning of Thumbtanic, thumb-puppet/animation maestro Steve Oedekerk's superb parody of Titanic, the camera pans over the wreckage of the, err, Thumbtanic, revealing a quantity of unopened crates marked HULL PATCH KIT, SURPLUS BINOCULARS, ICEBERG RADAR and 1200 INFLATABLE RAFTS. From there on it just gets funnier. Oedekerk specialises in bizarre "filmettes", as he terms them, in which the characters are played by real human thumbs with faces grafted onto them via computer wizardry. Quite apart from the startling realisation that Leonardo DiCaprio actually does look like a thumb wearing a wig, the laughs don't stop from beginning to end. We see the passengers lining up, talent-contest fashion, so they can all have a turn at doing or saying something memorable at the sharp end of the ship. There's a topless scene involving the thumb-incarnation of Kate Winslet. As the ship goes down, one enterprising thumb sells male passengers babies and sex-changes, while the brief love affair between Jake and Geranium is finally eclipsed by the realisation that all the passengers survive and there are "plenty of snacks" for everyone! The perfect antidote to all those unfunny film parodies, Thumbtanic elevates post-pub, kebab-in-hand viewing to the status of an art form. --Roger Thomas
A crazed killer is on the loose and holds the city hostage in a grip of anguished fear. The killer the 'Champion Killer' as the madia has named him relentlessly pursues and murders teenage girls. He demands one million dollars or more innocent children will die. Detective Bo Butler has crossed this killer's path before and he wants a pay back. A perilous game of cat and mouse begins....
One week from the elections The President of the United States stages his own kidnap by terrorists in a bid to ensure his second term in office. However things don't go exactly to plan... In the tradition of Die Hard!
The beautiful sexually repressed Baroness Helena Frankenstein has been killed in a tragic horse-riding accident. Her husband Victor great grandson of the infamous ghoul maker transplants a new brain into Helena and brings her back to life. His plan has one fatal flaw: the original owner of Helena's new brain was a lesbian nymphomaniac. The revived Baroness becomes a raging sex-mad monster who must have her wicked way with every girl she sees. One by one the delicious victims submit to Helena's insatiable female lust. However the local townspeople learn of Dr. Frankenstein's sex-mad creation and set out to destroy her. Can the angry mob's hearts be melted by the sight of gorgeous women making love to each other...?
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