Bean - The Ultimate Disaster Movie: When the Royal National Gallery of London is asked to send their finest scholar to oversee the unveiling of Whistler's Mother in California they send their most inept and detested employee in a desperate attempt to get him out of their lives. That employee is Mr. Bean - the master of disaster! Within days of his arrival Mr. Bean destroys virtually everything he comes into contact with be it the career and marriage of his host or America's greatest painting. Forget volcanoes and alien invasions - horror now has a human face. Johnny English: Rowan Atkinson plays bumbling Johnny English the last remaining British spy and Brtain's last hope. With the assistant of his sidekick Bough he must investigate the mysterious theft of The Crown Jewels. The prime suspects are Pascal Sauvage a mysterious French entrepeneur and the enticing Lorna Campbell. Johnny must get to the truth without denting the nation's pride... or his Aston Martin!
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Artie is a college senior who has a little problem with wind. Actually it is a big problem Artie farts uncontrollably. Fortunately his fraternity brothers especially Bear the Frat president at Buck University accept him for the smelly b*st*rd that he is. But the girl of Artie's dreams Andrea will have nothing to do with him. So basically it's your typical boy meets girl boy loses girl boy farts like crazy love story!
A 19 year old Brooklyn boy who is torn between two worlds when his photography portfolio wins him a partial scholarship to NYU.
Joanna Ferrone and Susan Rose's Angela Anaconda is one of the most inventive and acute animated shows on children's television. Its gawky heroine Angela has a bad attitude to authority and a vivid fantasy-life that makes up for the humiliations of the everyday--her rivalry with the endlessly pretentious Nanette Manoir and the more-or-less intense dislike of her form teacher Mrs Brinks. We have a profound sense that what we are getting is Angela's side of all this but the transformations and endless sufferings through which she puts the targets of her scorn are entertaining enough to make us entirely complicit. The animation technique, combining poster paint backgrounds with almost hyper-real monochrome faces, provides an almost seamless segue from the mundane to the imagined; these six episodes take us to the Moon, the Amazon and the French Revolution while plausibly reminding us at every turn that these are children, in a classroom. --Roz Kaveney
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See Cilla the Ringmaster Artie the Clown Gary the Strongman and Jane as the Human Cannonball performing an assortment of Silly Circus thrills and spills. Aided by the King of the Silly Circus Louie the Lion. It's an unmissable mix of songs and fun for the whole family when the Silly Circus comes to town! Includes the songs: Roll Up Roll Up Polly Wolly Doodle One Finger One Thumb I left My Luggage Travelling Circus Stars Favourite Colours Keep Walking Drive My Car Birthday Wishes Five Elephants Buy Me A Banana We're All Together Again
A Few Good Men Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson and Demi Moore star in Rob Reiner's unanimously acclaimed drama about the dangerous difference between following orders and following one's conscience. Cruise stars as a brash Navy lawyer who's teamed with a gung-ho litigator (Moore) in a politically explosive murder case. Charged with defending two Marines accused of killing a fellow soldier, they are confronted with complex issues of loyalty and honor, including its most sacred code and its most formidable warrior (Nicholson). Superbly directed with a trio of powerhouse performances and an outstanding supporting cast including Kevin Pollak, Kiefer Sutherland and Kevin Bacon. Born on the Fourth of July Tom Cruise delivers a riveting and unforgettable portrayal of Vietnam veteran Ron Kovic in Oliver Stone's Academy Award winning masterpiece. Based on a true story, the acclaimed film follows Kovic from his days as a zealous teen who eagerly volunteered for the Vietnam War to his life as an embittered veteran paralyzed from the chest down. Deeply in love with his country, Kovic returned to an environment vastly different from the one he left, and struggled before emerging as a brave new voice for the disenchanted.
Prepare for a unique concoction of murder and mayhem as we take to the stage with the Moreau Family, a band of twisted misfits who travel around the UK performing a sinister variety act for unsuspecting audiences. Leave your inhibitions at the door and open your mind to an experience unlike any other as you witness one of the most bizarre crime sprees in the annals of British history. As the twisted family unleash their surreal brand of carnage, vengeful hit man Duke Enright is hot on their trail, determined to bring their show to a close. Dare you enter the Theatre of Fear? You'll PAY to enter but you'll PRAY to leave. Whilst babysitting two children on Halloween night, a young girl finds an old VHS tape in the kids' trick or treat bag, the tape features three tales of terror, all linked together by a murderous clown. As the night goes on strange things begin to occur in the house. It isn't long before the babysitter learns the horrifying truth... the maniacal clown is slowly working his way into her reality. Waking up alone and afraid Kristy finds herself trapped inside a decaying, abandoned amusement park. She meets James, the son of the park's caretakers and together they find themselves being tormented by a mysterious carny who brings to life the stories and legends that surround them in the long discarded and decrepit attractions of the park. They start to wonder if they too might be ghosts, trapped in the ruins. The only way to escape the park is for them to relive and survive these stories and ride the rides one last time. The Carny acts as their guide but is he guiding them towards salvation or eternal damnation?
Ray Bradstone (Paul Triple H Levesque) is the best wheel man in the business - the bank robbery business that is. Just out of prison he is determined to go straight and be the best parent he can be to his daughter Sally (Ariel Winter) and make amends with his ex-wife Lynne (Annabeth Gish). After trying everything he can do to re-connect with his family and struggling in vain to find honest work his old bank-robbing crew led by Phillip Larue (Kevin Corrigan) offers him one last job. He signs on as their getaway driver - only to change his mind at the last second. What prompts this change of heart is an opportunity: Sally is going on a class field trip to the New Orleans Natural History Museum and Ray has been asked to be The Chaperone. It's his last chance to be the father he always wanted to be. Sally and her class are in for one of the craziest field trips ever.
A legendary event in Japan Pride FC matches the world's elite fighters in competitions of honour and art. Imagine Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioner versus Kick boxer Judo specialist versus Wrestler... this is Pride FC. Each match is the culmination of years of training by these athletes the finest representatives of their martial art who not only compete for victory but also to defend their fighting style! From big-time knockouts to punching submissions you don't want to miss the drama spectacle and excitement of Pride FC! Pride 21: Bob Sapp (Brazil) vs. Kyoshi Tamura (Japan). Achmed Labasanov (USA) vs. Gary Goodridge (Japan). Alex Stiebling (Russia) vs. Anderson Silva (Holland). Gilbert Yvel (Brazil) vs. Jeremy Horn (Japan). Renzo Gracie (USA) vs. Shungo Oyama (Holland). Fedor Emelianenko (USA) vs. Semmy Schilt (Japan). Don Frye (USA) vs. Yoshihiro Takayama (Brazil). Bonus Fight: Daniel Gracie (Canada) vs. Takashi Sugiura (Russia). Pride 22: Ryan Gracie (USA) vs. Shungo Oyama (Japan). Quinton Jackson (USA) vs. Igor Vovchanchyn (Ukraine). Mario Sperry (Brazil) vs. Andrei Kopylov (Russia). Heath Herring (USA) vs. Iouri Kotchkine (Russia). Paulo Filho (Brazil) vs. Akira Shoji (Japan). Anderson Dilva (Brazil) vs. Alexander Otsuka (Japan). Guy Mezger (USA) vs. Norihisa Yamamoto (Japan). Kevin Randleman (USA) vs. Michiyoshi Ohara (Japan).
Louise is an 18 year old staying in a girls' boarding school. Unbeknownst to Veronica the headmistress Louise is having an affair with Matthew Veronica's husband and the resident art teacher. With half-term looming Louise manages to convince Veronica to let her stay on secretly planning to spend more time with her lover. However Veronica discovers the affair and plots her revenge. What follows is a series of grisly events that culminate in something truly terrifying.
Originally televised as a Pay-Per-View New Year's Eve special HOMECOMING LIVE tracks an emotional performance in the Boys' native state of Florida. Filmed at an arena in Orlando the five super studs perform eighteen hit songs. As a bonus each Backstreet Boy sings one song completely solo showcasing the different vocal styles of these talented singers. No matter which of these five hotties you like the best you'll get your fill on this great video! Tracklist: 1. That's The Way I Like It 2. Hey Mr. DJ (Keep Playin' My Song) 3. Just To Be Close To You 4. My Heart Stays With You (Howie D. solo) 5. Lay Down Beside Me (A.J. solo) 6. Nobody But You (Kevin solo) 7. That's What She Said (Brian solo) 8. I Need You Tonight (Nick solo) 9. Let's Have A Party 10. Quit Playing Games (With My Heart) 11. All I Have To Give12. Anywhere For You 13. I'll Never Break Your Heart 14. As Long As You Love Me 15. Get Down (You're The One For Me) 16. We've Got It Goin' On 17. Everybody (Backstreet's Back)
All actors have to try a mental-impairment role at some point in their careers (don't they?), and Mel Gibson took his best shot with this sweet film about a young retarded man and his gentle relationship with an older woman (Piper Laurie) who teaches him to read and to adjust to the real world. Tim's parents come to trust the woman's honourable intentions, but the movie still gives Mel's female fans a lot to swoon over; it's a platonic romance with plenty of temptation that is never acted upon. Add to that the fact that Gibson is really quite good in the title role--after Mad Max, this was Mel's first widely seen opportunity to prove himself in a dramatic role before his higher-profile roles in Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior and Gallipoli. Tim is a bit too schmaltzy and sentimental, but this 1979 release has gained a loyal audience over the years, and the film has a lot more than just a young Mel Gibson to recommend it. --Jeff Shannon
Take your game to the advanced level with the help of 13-time United States National Champion Kevin Han. In this comprehensive DVD Kevin demonstrates and explains everything it takes to become a top level player. Among the topics covered are: footwork drills net shot skills jump smash backhand clear singles drill full court combined drill combined singles drill defense drill net kill drill smash and net kill drill doubles defensive drill doubles attacking drill front net attack doubles smash drill doubles drive drill smash and drive drill multi-shuttle net drill doubles serve and return drill and doubles positioning. About Kevin Han: Kevin Han started playing badminton as a young child in China. As a teenager he was one of the top ranked players in China. At the age of 17 Kevin moved to the United States and soon started ascending the national rankings. Kevin Han is now widely regarded as the greatest badminton player in United States history. Among his accomplishments are: 3-time U.S. Olympian 2-time Pan American Games Gold Medalist 13-time U.S. National Champion and 9-time United States Olympic Committee Badminton Athlete of the Year.
Hitch: In Andy Tennant's delightful romantic comedy Hitch Will Smith stars as Alex Hitchens an urban ""date doctor"" who helps the common man woo the woman of his dreams. Hitch will use any means necessary--dance lessons back waxing--to instill romantic confidence in his clientele. Why? He was once a lonely wallflower himself who learned about love and heartbreak the hard way. His latest project Albert Brennaman (Kevin James) may be his most difficult. Brennaman a junior accountant prone to clumsiness has fallen head-over-heels for one of his clients Allegra Cole (Amber Valleta) a well-known celebrity. To complicate things further Hitch's dating dogma is shaken when he meets and falls for a beautiful gossip columnist Sara Melas (Eva Mendes) whose sharp wit easily pierces his cool faade. Conflict arises when Melas uncovers Hitch's true profession and blames him for her best friend being dumped. (Dir. Andy Tennant 2005) Jerry Maguire: Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise) is a man who knows the score. As a top agent at Sports Management International Jerry is unquestionably master of his universe - until that is he gets a sudden attack of morals and is unceremoniously fired! Hanging on by a thread Jerry is forced to start from scratch supported only be three very unlikely allies- single mother Dorothy Boyd (Renee Zellweger ) her cheeky young son Ray and Rod Tidwell (Cuba Gooding Jr.) a second rank player for the Arizona Cardinals - and Jerry's sole remaining client. (Dir. Cameron Crowe 1996) 50 First Dates: Henry Roth (Sandler) the local marina veterinarian only dates tourists because he's afraid of commitment - that is until he meets Lucy (Barrymore). Unfortunately Lucy lost her short-term memory months ago in a car accident and for her each day is October the 13th. She follows the same routine every day - breakfast at the same restaurant pineapple-picking with her dad and eventually bed time where sleep wipes away her short-term memory. Henry however refuses to be forgotten and as his puppy love matures he embarks on a quest to restore her memory or at least be a part of her everyday routine. But vying for Lucy's attention isn't always easy. Henry explores various approaches before making a video for Lucy to watch every morning reminding her of who she is and what she's doing... (Dir. Peter Segal 2004)
Thirteen years after the original nightmare began Mike and Reggie reunite with the spirit of Mike's dead brother and are pursued by The Tall Man through warped dimensions of space and time. Who will reign supreme? Prepare to be scared witless as the fine line between the living and the dead snaps with a vengeance!
""This film is about who i am and what i want. it's not about who you are and what you want. you always think everything i make is about you but it's not. it's all about me..."" Onedotzero is proud to announce the dvd release of who i am and what i want the first film collaboration between acclaimed director Chris Shepherd and cult artist David Shrigley and first ever dvd single release by Onedotzero. This highly collectible limited edition dvd single comes with an exclusive illustrated book by David Shrigley who is best known for his illustrations art and sculptures which have been exhibited throughout the world and published in more than 20 books.
Titles Comprise: The Kingdom (2007): After a deadly terrorist attack in Riyadh Saudi Arabia takes the lives of many innocent American civilians the FBI decides to take action by sending a team to capture those responsible. Hot shot Special Agent Ronald Fluery (Jamie Foxx) gets the task of a lifetime when he is picked to lead the elite group into conflict. With agents Janet Mayes (Jennifer Garner) Adam Leavitt (Jason Bateman) and Grant Sykes (Chris Cooper) at his side Fluery is confident that they will be able to infiltrate and bring down the terrorist cell within a week's time. Once there however the group finds themselves crippled by the disorienting culture the scorching heat and the dirty labyrinthine politics. It isn't long before the foursome begins to doubt the reliability of their supposed informants and allies which eventually leads them to question their own abilities. With local law enforcement more of a hindrance than help Fluery finds unexpected aid from a sympathetic Saudi police captain. Soon the FBI unit picks up the track leading them to the inevitable showdown with the opposing force. Jarhead: Academy Award winner Jamie Foxx and Jake Gyllenhaal star in this critically acclaimed brilliantly unconventional war story from Oscar-winning director Sam Mendes. Jarhead (the self-imposed moniker of the Marines) follows Swoff (Gyllenhaal) from a sobering stint in boot camp to active duty where he sports a sniper rifle through Middle East deserts that provide no cover from the heat or Iraqi soldiers. Swoff and his fellow Marines sustain themselves with sardonic humanity and wicked comedy on blazing desert fields in a country they don't understand against an enemy they can't see for a cause they don't fully grasp. Stealth: A trio of stealth bomber pilots (Jamie Foxx Jessica Biel Josh Lucas) are forced to fly with EDI (Extreme Deep Invader) a computer-manned prototype plane that specializes in extra-precision bombing. The brainchild of a programming wunderkind (Richard Roxburgh) EDI has the ability to learn at a fantastic rate but before long a freak accident causes it to question authority and launch an attack on Russia. In a top-secret military operation the three pilots struggle to bring the artificial intelligence program under control before it initiates the next world war...
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