This wrong-headed adaptation of the very funny (and scatological) novel by T. Coraghessan Boyle was written and directed by Alan Parker, who doesn't seem to have much of a clue. It's not a botch, just a movie that hammers its efforts at humour too hard. The focus is split between three storylines: the life of cereal tycoon John Kellogg (Anthony Hopkins with buck teeth), who has created a health spa for the wealthy that focuses on regular cleansing of the digestive tract (as well as applications of electricity); the troubles of an unhappy young couple (Matthew Broderick and Bridget Fonda), who come to the spa hoping to cure their marital ills (Broderick gets the worst of the deal); and the efforts of a young hustler (John Cusack), who is trying to break into the breakfast-cereal business but gets taken by an even bigger hustler (Michael Lerner). There are subplots about Kellogg's children but they add little. For all the excrement and enema jokes, the joys of this movie are distinctly scattered. --Marshall Fine
Come and join Bella Milo Fizz and Jake for the best Tweenie Christmas ever! Episodes are: 'The Fallen Star' 'The Christmas Fairy' 'Santa's Little Helper' 'The Nativity' 'Christmas Eve
Haunted by the failure to catch London's most evil killer, Jack the Ripper, Inspector Edmund Reid now heads up the notorious H Division the toughest police district in the East End. Charged with keeping order in the blood-stained streets of Whitechapel, Reid and his men find themselves fighting to uphold justice and the rule of law; but always in the background lurks the fear of the Ripper is he back for another reign of terror? Special Features: Walking Whitechapel Behind The Scenes of Ripper Street
Based on the novel by Andy Zeffer, cult gay director Casper Andreas follows up hits Slutty Summer and The Big Gay Musical with Going Down in LA-LA Land, a riveting and uncensored look at the glittering stars and studios of Hollywood, and its lesser-exposed neighbour - the seedy and cut-throat porn industry. Wide-eyed, hunky upstart Adam arrives in Los Angeles from New York, brimming with hope for a career in the movie business. He shacks up with best friend Candy, who is also desperate to get a foot in the Hollywood door. Together they hit the red carpets and cocktail parties to network and score roles. Adam's drop dead gorgeous body and chiselled looks prove a rich picking to the needy and seedy agents, directors and studio executives of Hollywood Boulevard, and he begins almost instantly to climb the ladder of fame - or so it seems. Featuring a slew of West Hollywood cameos from Perez Hilton, Bruce Vilanch, Alec Mapa (Desperate Housewives) and Judy Tenuta (Butch Camp), Going Down In LA LA Land is a Los Angelean lesson in the ups and downs of fast fame and bosom buddies.
A high-octane feature-length special that reveals what happens when deadly enemies finally get to settle the score. Driven into hiding after the death of Tim O'Leary's wife Emily drug dealer Terry Gibson hatches a plan to deliver both Tim and Steve into his clutches...
Six months after Jack the Ripper's reign of terror in East London, Detective Inspector Edmund Reid and the H Division fight to keep law and order on the chaotic streets of Whitechapel. However, a troubled yet and determined Detective Reid struggles to come to terms with a tragedy from the past and soon gets drawn into the seedy criminal underworld of Victorian London, where each new murder elicits fear that the Ripper may be back.
Mick Haller (MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY) is the titular Los Angeles criminal defence attorney who operates solely out of the back of his Lincoln Towncar.
Patagonia narrates the journeys of two women - one looking for her past the other for her future. The film inter-cuts between their stories in which one of them travels south to north through the Welsh springtime and the other east to west through the Argentine autumn. Directed by Marc Evans (My Little Eye) Patagonia stars Matthew Rhys (The Edge of Love and Brothers and Sisters) and Nia Roberts (Solomon and Gaenor) alongside Grammy Award winning singer Duffy in her acting debut. A road movie for romantics Patagonia is a film of intimate moments that play out against the sweeping panoramic landscapes complemented by a hauntingly beautiful soundtrack.
Set in 1899, this musical drama from director Baz Luhrmann ("Romeo + Juliet") stars Ewan McGregor as a young poet who begins a passionate but doomed affair with the most famous courtesan in Paris (Nicole Kidman).
Belle is inspired by the true story of Dido Elizabeth Belle (Gugu Mbatha-Raw) the illegitimate mixed race daughter of a Royal Navy Admiral. Raised by her aristocratic great-uncle Lord Mansfield (Tom Wilkinson) and his wife (Emily Watson) Belle's lineage affords her certain privileges yet the colour of her skin prevents her from fully participating in the traditions of her social standing. Left to wonder if she will ever find love Belle falls for an idealistic young vicar's son bent on change who with her help shapes Lord Mansfield's role as Lord Chief Justice to end slavery in England.
The Sooty Show (Carry Case)
The Newton Boys were the most successful bank robbers in the history of the United States. They never killed anyone, never snitched and only robbed banks (just bigger thieves, in their opinion), until their final deal, which was a botched train robbery for $3 million. Engagingly played by Matthew McConaughey, Ethan Hawke, Skeet Ulrich and Vincent D'Onofrio, the Boys don't have the kind of flaws of more brutal criminals that make for more volatile dramas. The film ambles along in a leisurely way to tell its story of the Newtons' bank-robbing career, with an ever-present air of reverent Americana. This may make some viewers impatient and cause a glow in others. It seems like a departure for director Richard Linklater (Slacker and Dazed and Confused)--a costumer to be sure but Linklater's deliberately amiable pace perfectly balances the Boys' personalities. You may wander into this movie and feel right at home. The golden-hued cinematography of Peter James (Driving Miss Daisy) adds a level of comfort that makes everything warm-like. The end credits intercut archival footage of two of the real-life Newton boys toward the end of their lives, one from a 1980 appearance with Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show. --Jim Gay
The Pillars Of The Earth is set against a backdrop of war, religious strife and power struggles which tears lives and families apart. In that time, there rises a magnificent Cathedral in Kingsbridge. Against the backdrop, love-stories entwine: Tom, the master builder, Aliena, the noblewoman, the sadistic Lord William, Philip, the prior of Kingsbridge, Jack, the artist in stone work and Ellen, the woman from the forest who casts a curse. At once, this is a sensuous and enduring love sto...
A remarkable true story set over one long Easter weekend; THE HATTON GARDEN JOB follows four ageing East End criminals led by 76 year-old Brian Reader and one mystery man who pull off the largest heist in English legal history. With everyone from the Hungarian mob to Scotland Yard on their tail, these old-school and just plain old villains set about achieving the seemingly impossible, drilling into a steel-and-concrete secured safety deposit vault in London's well-to-do Hatton Garden jewellery quarter. But will they commit the crime of the century or pay with their lives? Starring Matthew Goode (The Imitation Game, TV's Downton Abbey), Larry Lamb (TV's EastEnders, Gavin & Stacey), Phil Daniels (TV's EastEnders, Quadrophenia), Mark Harris (Riot, Anuvahood), Joely Richardson (Snowden, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo), David Calder (Rush, The Lady In The Van), Clive Russell (TV's Game Of Thrones, Ripper Street) and Stephen Moyer (Concussion, TV's True Blood), THE HATTON GARDEN JOB proves once and for all that crime doesn't pay when you're on a pension.
Hey hey are you ready to play? Then join the Tweenies as they sing dance laugh and play! Can you find the hidden Tweenies before Bella does? See what happens when Fizz recues the giant snake from Milo. Sing songs and play games as Bella Milo and Fizz teach Jake about pushing and pulling. Judy's Bananas have gone missing! The Tweenies are playing tricks and monkeying about - you can be a cheeky monkey too! Doodles Izzles and the Tweenies are putting on a show. When Jake wants
All episodes from the first eleven seasons of the American crime drama following an elite team of FBI profilers as they analyse the country's most twisted criminal minds, anticipating their next moves before they strike again. Season 1 episodes are: 'Extreme Aggressor', 'Compulsion', 'Won't Get Fooled Again', 'Plain Sight', 'Broken Mirror', 'L.D.S.K.', 'The Fox', 'Natural Born Killer', 'Derailed', 'The Popular Kids', 'Blood Hungry', 'What Fresh Hell?', 'Poison', 'Riding the Lightning', 'Unfinished Business', 'The Tribe', 'A Real Rain', 'Somebody's Watching', 'Machismo', 'Charm and Harm', 'Secrets and Lies' and 'The Fisher King: Part 1'. Season 2 episodes are: 'The Fisher King: Part 2', 'P911', 'The Perfect Storm', 'Psychodrama', 'Aftermath', 'The Boogeyman', 'North Mammon', 'Empty Planet', 'The Last Word', 'Lessons Learned', 'Sex, Birth, Death', 'Profiler, Profiled', 'No Way Out', 'The Big Game', 'Revelations', 'Fear and Loathing', 'Distress', 'Jones', 'Ashes and Dust', 'Honor Among Thieves', 'Open Season', 'Legacy' and 'No Way Out: Part 2: The Evilution of Frank'. Season 3 episodes are: 'Doubt', 'In Birth and Death', 'Scared to Death', 'Children of the Dark', 'Seven Seconds', 'About Face', 'Identity', 'Lucky', 'Penelope', 'True Night', 'Birthright', '3rd Life', 'Limelight', 'Damaged', 'A Higher Power', 'Elephant's Memory', 'In Heat', 'The Crossing', 'Tabula Rasa' and 'Lo-Fi'. Season 4 episodes are: 'Mayhem', 'The Angel Maker', 'Minimal Loss', 'Paradise', 'Catching Out', 'The Instincts', 'Memoriam', 'Masterpiece', '52 Pickup', 'Brothers in Arms', 'Normal', 'Soul Mates', 'Bloodline', 'Cold Comfort', 'Zoe's Reprise', 'Pleasure Is My Business', 'Demonology', 'Omnivore', 'House On Fire', 'Conflicted', 'A Shade of Gray', 'The Big Wheel', 'Roadkill', 'Amplification' and 'To Hell... and Back'. Season 5 episodes are: 'Faceless, Nameless', 'Haunted', 'Reckoner', 'Hopeless', 'Cradle to Grave', 'The Eyes Have It', 'The Performer', 'Outfoxed', '100', 'The Slave of Duty', 'Retaliation', 'The Uncanny Valley', 'Risky Business', 'Parasite', 'Public Enemy', 'Mosley Lane', 'Solitary Man', 'The Fight', 'Rite of Passage', '... A Thousand Words', 'Exit Wounds', 'The Internet Is Forever' and 'Our Darkest Hour'. Season 6 episodes are: 'The Longest Night', 'JJ', 'Remembrance of Things Past', 'Compromising Positions', 'Safe Haven', 'Devil's Night', 'Middle Man', 'Reflection of Desire', 'Into the Woods', 'What Happens at Home...', '25 to Life', 'Corazon', 'The Thirteenth Step', 'Sense Memory', 'Today I Do', 'Coda', 'Valhalla', 'Lauren', 'With Friends Like These', 'Hanley Waters', 'The Stranger', 'Out of the Light', 'Big Sea' and 'Supply and Demand'. Season 7 episodes are: 'It Takes a Village', 'Proof', 'Dorado Falls', 'Painless', 'From Childhood's Hour', 'Epilogue', 'There's No Place Like Home', 'Hope', 'Self Fulfilling Prophecy', 'The Bittersweet Science', 'True Genius', 'Unknown Subject', 'Snake Eyes', 'Closing Time', 'A Thin Line', 'A Family Affair', 'I Love You, Tommy Brown', 'Foundation', 'Heathridge Manor', 'The Company', 'Divining Rod', 'Profiling 101', 'Hit' and 'Run'. Season 8 episodes are: 'The Silencer', 'The Pact', 'Through the Looking Glass', 'God Complex', 'The Good Earth', 'The Apprenticeship', 'The Fallen', 'The Wheels On the Bus', 'Magnificent Light', 'The Lesson', 'Perennials', 'Zugzwang', 'Magnum Opus', 'All That Remains', 'Broken', 'Carbon Copy', 'The Gathering', 'Restoration', 'Pay It Forward', 'Alchemy', 'Nanny Dearest', 'No. 6', 'Brothers Hotchner' and 'The Replicator'. Season 9 episodes are: 'The Inspiration', 'The Inspired', 'Final Shot', 'To Bear Witness', 'Route 66', 'In the Blood', 'Gatekeeper', 'The Return', 'Strange Fruit', 'The Caller', 'Bully', 'The Black Queen', 'The Road Home', '200', 'Mr. and Mrs. Anderson', 'Gabby', 'Persuasion', 'Rabid', 'The Edge of Winter', 'Blood Relations', 'What Happens in Mecklinburg...', 'Fatal', 'Angels' and 'Demons'. Season 10 episodes are: 'X', 'Burn', 'A Thousand Suns', 'The Itch', 'Boxed In', 'If the Shoe Fits', 'Hashtag', 'The Boys of Sudworth Place', 'Fate', 'Amelia Porter', 'The Forever People', 'Anonymous', 'Nelson's Sparrow', 'Hero Worship', 'Scream', 'Lockdown', 'Breath Play', 'Rock Creek Park', 'Beyond Borders', 'A Place at the Table', 'Mr. Scratch', 'Protection' and 'The Hunt'. Season 11 episodes are: 'The Job', 'The Witness', ''Til Death Do Us Part', 'Outlaw', 'The Night Watch', 'Pariahville', 'Target Rich', 'Awake', 'Internal Affairs', 'Future Perfect', 'Entropy', 'Drive', 'The Bond', 'Hostage', 'A Badge and a Gun', 'Derek', 'The Sandman', 'A Beautiful Disaster', 'Tribute', 'Inner Beauty', 'Devil's Backbone' and 'The Storm'.
Few shows bottle pure delight like Glee, a TV series about the ups and downs of a high school glee club, or show choir. The show lures you in with its musical numbers, a mix of classic rock and Broadway show tunes performed by a cast of marvelous singers and dancers--but what keeps you watching are the wonderful characters, ranging from Rachel (Lea Michelle), whose self-obsession is as uninhibited as it is annoying; to Emma (Jayma Mays), a germ-phobic guidance counsellor; to Kurt (Chris Colfer), a cherubic young gay man who discovers he's got a fantastic football kick. The center of the show is Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison), the earnest Spanish teacher of McKinley High School, who's determined to guide the glee club to victory at a national competition. He sees this collection of overemotional misfits as heroic, but they're looked down on as losers by the rest of the school--especially Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Best In Show), the ruthless cheerleading coach who will stop at nothing to destroy the glee club before they can take even a fraction of her extravagant budget. Glee fuses adolescent soap opera, the comic pettiness of academic politics, and exuberant song and dance. (While it would be better if the songs weren't so glossily produced, it's impossible to deny the pep and talent of these young performers.) Somehow, the characters manage to be cartoonish yet multidimensional; even the nicest characters are capable of being jerks and the most manipulative have moments of sympathy or grace. Throw in vividly colored costume designs and blisteringly funny rants from Sue, and it's easy to see why Glee became an unexpected hit. --Bret Fetzer
Episodes comprise: 1. The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate (a.k.a. The One Where It All Began) 2. The One With the Sonogram at the End 3. The One With the Thumb 4. The One With George Stephanopoulos 5. The One With the East German Laundry Detergent 6. The One With the Butt 7. The One With the Blackout 8. The One Where Nana Dies Twice 9. The One Where Underdog Gets Away 10. The One With the Monkey 11. The One With Mrs. Bing 12. The One With the Dozen Lasagnas 13. The One With the Boobies 14. The One With the Candy Hearts 15. The One With the Stoned Guy 16. The One With Two Parts part 1 17. The One With Two Parts part 2 18. The One With All the Poker 19. The One Where the Monkey Gets Away 20. The One with the Evil Orthodontist 21. The One with Fake Monica 22. The One with the Ick Factor 23. The One with the Birth 24. The One where Rachel Finds Out
Be very very afraid... Martin Brundle (Stoltz) son of 'The Fly' continues his father's work on the teleporters for Bartok Industries. He is ignorant of his father's true identity and believes himself to have a growth disease. When Martin falls in love with Beth his life changes. As he loses his innocence he also learns the full horror...
Bob Rafelson's Mountains Of The Moon based on William Harrison's biographical novel 'Burton and Speke' tells the story of 19th century explorers Captain R.F. Burton (Patrick Bergin) and Lt. John Hanning Speke's (Iain Glen) 1854 expedition to Africa to find the source of the river Nile. Shot in the actual locations where the events unfolded the protagonists sustain injuries and illness and encounter animosity from tribes as they struggle with the uncompromising African wilderness. T
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