"The Hebrew Hammer" stars Adam Goldberg in the title role of this holiday farce as a handsome Orthodox stud and man of action who is called upon to save Hanukkah.
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Spoof comedy starring Adam Goldberg. Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka the Hebrew Hammer (Goldberg), is an orthodox Jewish stud who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus's evil son Damian (Andy Dick) is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father's role, Damian launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal (Judy Greer), the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the leader of the Jewish Justice League; and his brother-in-arms Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim (Mario Van Peebles), the head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple Santa's evil progeny and to save Hanukkah for future generations of Jews.
THE HEBREW HAMMER is a holiday movie that is most definitely not for kids Adam Goldberg stars as Mordechai Jefferson Carver also known as the Hebrew Hammer a private detective who has an overbearing mother (Nora Dunn) and a propensity to whine when things get difficult He is hired by Bloomenbergensteinthal (Peter Coyote) chief of the Jewish Justice League to prevent Damian Claus (Andy Dick) from killing Hanukkah The Semitic Stallion seeks out help in the form of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front headed by Mohammed Ali (Mario Van Peebles in a great afro) while also falling for the JJL chief's daughter Esther (Judy Greer) Damian who has his father brutally murdered by reindeer Santa (Richard Riehle) is supported by his right-hand man low-grade hood Tiny Tim (Sean Whalen) It's hard to tell which side Jamal is on--but this foul-mouthed decadent elf is played by Tony Cox who handles a similar role in the later BAD SANTA The ultimate battle between good and evil awaits in this riotous Jewxploitation film that never met a stereotype or offensive joke it didn't like Writer-director Jonathan Kesselman's debut feature film pays homage to SHAFT SWEET SWEETBACK'S BAADASSSS SONG and other blaxploitation favorites filled with shootouts curses and sex so leave the children at home But don't look away for a second or you'll miss another groan-inducing hysterical joke or funny cameo And the theme song a takeoff on Isaac Hayes's theme from SHAFT is a classic
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