... but I like you! After cheating the Mafia out of a fortune comedy conman Dick Emery trusts his partner to stash the loot in a Swiss bank. As the number of the account is tattooed on the rear of one of his girlfriends a cheeky undercover operation begins. The bottom line is to photograph the evidence for posterity or he'll make a complete ass of himself. And Dick Emery butting in with all his other impersonations could mean another bum rap!
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A con-man (Dick Emery) who has cheated the Mafia goes on a search for the number of a Swiss bank account tattooed on the bottom of a young girl. Along the way he encounters a variety of bizarre characters, most of whom are played by a certain Dick Emery.
An hilarious star-vehicle for the many-faces of Dick Emery. It follows Charlie and Reggie, two London crooks who con a couple of rich Italians out of half a million pounds. Reggie stashes the fortune in a Swiss bank account in time to be arrested for another of their dodgy dealings. Before they can reclaim their money, Reggie gets killed by the Sid Sabbath gang, leaving Charlie without the safe-deposit combination! All he knows is that the four numbers are tattooed on the 'bottoms' of a selection of Reggie's numerous ladyfriends. Can he get to see the numbers before the Sabbath gang get to him