Onion News Network provides a 30-minute glimpse into the world's most powerful 24-hour news network. With more attack satellites than any other network and nearly a million surveillance cameras in cities homes and high-level government offices across the nation the Onion News Network is the nation's number-one source for breaking news screaming political arguments and vital information on missing teenage Caucasian girls. Onion News Network will showcase the network's top-rated primetime show a hyperactive graphics and sound effect-laden news explosion called Fact Zone with Brook Alvarez hosted by the world's most respected news-reader. Able to seamlessly segue from a grisly death to a cute animal story in the blink of a stunningly beautiful eye Brooke Alvarez anchors her show with the help of her eager-to-please co-host Tucker Hope the recipient of several industry awards for skilled manipulation of his high-tech touch-screen monitor The Recon Wall 4000. Together they tackle important stories like 'Kim Jong IL Shuts down North Korean Nuclear Program in Exchange For the Lead Role in Next Batman Film' and 'Supreme Court Repeals Annoying Loudmouth's First Amendment Rights.'
A series of large volcanic eruptions around the globe cause panic and chaos. Prodigy volcanologist Antoinette Vitrini and her sister Emily attempt to blow the whistle on an illegal oil drilling scheme before it sets off the eruption of a super volcano directly beneath Miami. Only a fringe scientist with a strange theory and knowledge of the planet's core holds the answers that will stop Armageddon... but can he convince the world to believe him in time?
John Cusack and James Spader star in this dramatic absorbing story of two friends who move from law school to Washington's corridors of power. Cusack plays Peter a lower-class go-getter who climbs to the position of congressman by betraying everyone who ever trusted him including his idealistic blue-blood pal Tim. Tim of course would never cross a friend. Unless it was to avenge his own betrayal...
Jennie Garth of 90210 stars as Susan, an unemployed Los Angeles museum curator and widowed single mom temporarily living in a small California town with her three sensitive sons. Jake (Brad Rowe of General Hospital) is a single dad of two tomboys who owns a local winery. When Susan's dog Rusty (voiced by Jay Mohr of Ghost Whisperer) falls for Jake's poodle Cheri (voiced by Nikki Cox of Las Vegas), these canine matchmakers help their owners fall in love too. Now wit...
Contains;- A Place For Annie - A nurse battles to keep the AIDS baby she has looked after since it was abandoned.- First Do No Harm - A woman seeks help for her son as the medical establishment closes ranks against her.- Nicholas' Gift - Two grieving parents turn a tragedy into an act that would bring hope to other blighted lives.- The Shell Seekers - Rosamunde Pilcher's story centres on a mother and her troubled relationship with her 3 children.- Fifteen & Pregnant - The searing true story of a 15 year-old girl's experience of teenage parenthood.- Too Young To Die - Shocking drama about 2 teenagers and the death penalty.- Untamed Love - Through love patience and extraordinary commitment a teacher 'tames' a highly disturbed child.- A Message For Holly - Holly's daughter is her life. In six months she must give up both.- Ginger In The Morning - Whilst hitch-hiking in New Mexico Ginger is picked up by Joe and the attraction is mutual.- Circle Of Two - A 16 year-old girl finds comfort in an ageing artist leading to an ill-fated romance.- No One Could Protect Her - Jessica is raped and almost killed in her own home by an intruder...and he's coming back.- Sad Inheritance - To regain custody of her affected baby a drug addict must clean up her life.
This is the story of Clinton and Nadine. Clinton is a small time bird smuggler who gets caught up in a twisted web of danger and deception. Nadine's an ex-hooker who is inexorably pulled in with him. So what could arms traffickers possibly want from them?
Love, Honour and ObeyJonny dreams of leaving his dead-end job as a courier. Through his best friend, nephew of the notorious crime lord Ray Kreed, he wins his way into the toughest gang in North London. Hungry for some real gangster action, Jonny sparks a deadly feud between Ray's gang and another firm in South London. Layer CakeDaniel Craig stars as a successful cocaine dealer who is planning for his early retirement from the business, however big boss Jimmy Price hands down a tough assignment, delaying his plans. Further complicating matters are millions of pounds worth of Grade A ecstasy, a brutal Serbian gang and a whole series of double crossings. BronsonIn 1974, Michael Peterson attempted to rob a post office armed with a sawn-off shotgun and a head full of dreams. Swiftly apprehended and originally sentenced to seven years in jail, he subsequently spent 34 years behind bars and transformed into Charles Bronson, Britain's most notorious prisoner. SnatchGuy Ritchie delivers another awe-inspiring directorial masterpiece. An edgy and hilarious film about a diamond heist gone wrong, a colourful Irish gypsy turned prize fighter...and a very temperamental dog. The Krays: Bonded by BloodRonald and Reggie Kray were Britain's most notorious gang leaders. Their reign over London's East End was a sinister story of extortion, fraud and murder which remained untold for years as a result of their power. Gary and Martin Kemp (Spandau Ballet) star in this brutally stark account of the absolute rulers of London's East End underworld through their reign of terror in the 1950's and 1960's. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking BarrelsHigh-octane fuelled East-End gangster comedy thriller, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is a journey into London's seedy underworld with brilliant street-wise dialogue and razor sharp black comedy.
An explosive tale of friendship and combat. Robert Wagner Broderick Crawford and Buddy Ebsen star in this absorbing drama about a recruit who comes of age during World War II. Sam Gifford (Wagner) is a young successful cotton planter who lacks compassion for others especially his own sharecroppers. But once in combat he answers to a sadistic commander (Crawford) and must rely on the friendship of a 'cropper'(Ebsen). Nominated for a 1956 Oscar for Best Music Between
In space they love to hear you scream! The Critters are back in this supercharged sci-fi space adventure! But these are no ordinary Critters - they're a super strain of genetically engineered mutants designed to take over the universe. This time they're hungry to conquer the galaxy with an appetite for mankind that's out of this world!
Centuries in the future in the year After Colony 195 orbiting space colonies surrounds Earth. The colonists are cruelly oppressed by the Earth Alliance which deploys huge humanoid fighting machines called Mobile Suits to control the populace. Behind the tyranny is the secret society called 'Oz' which has infiltrated the Alliance military and steered it towards its repressive course. Now the space colonies are ready to strike back. Five young pilots equipped with advanced mobile suits called Gundams are sent to Earth to wage guerrilla war against Oz and its Alliance puppets. The war to decide humanity's destiny begins! Episodes include: The Shooting Stars She Saw The Gundam Deathscythe 5 Gundams Confirmed The Victoria Nightmare Relena's Secret
In this adaptation of the Greek myth, Hercules (Lou Ferrigno) - a semi-divine being - squares off against King Minos (William Berger), who is attempting to use science to gain power and take over the world. With the help of a benevolent sorceress, Circe (Mirella D'Angelo), Hercules tries to save his beloved Cassiopeia (Ingrid Anderson) from being sacrificed by Minos and struggles against laser-breathing creatures and an evil sorceress (Sybil Danning).
Kenneth is socially insecure. But when he buys 'Nikki' a silicone sex doll over the internet. Because of his experience with his new toy Kenneth's life takes a turn for the better when he attracts the attention of a real girl Lisa. But when the doll's jealous personality invades his consciousness Kenneth becomes trapped in a perverse triangle torn between the silicone Nikki and the flesh and blood Lisa.
Halloween: Inspired by Carpenter's 1978 original Rob Zombie's Halloween focuses on the early years of the young Michael Myers. After going on a murdering rampage in his home-town Michael is sentenced to 17 years of incarceration at the Smith's Grove Sanitarium maximum-security mental facility where he is treated by noted child behaviorist Dr. Samuel Loomis - the only person who can truly understand Michael's evil nature. Now 17 years later Michael escapes from the mental facility on Halloween and begins a murderous trek back to Haddonfield to continue his killing streak and seek resolution to events from his past. In Haddonfield Michael begins stalking a high school girl Laurie Strode and her friends Annie and Lynda. When Dr. Loomis now a successful author for his book on Michael hears of his escape he enlists the help of Haddonfield's Sheriff Brackett to find and put an end to Michael's reign of terror. Pulse: Based on Kiyoshi Kurosawa's cult J-horror movie Kairo Pulse delivers an equally frightening dose of supernatural horror fused with a distinct fear of technology. Imagine our wireless technologies made a connection to a world beyond our own. Imagine that world used that technology as a doorway into ours. Now imagine the connection we made can't be shut down. When you turn on your cell phone or log on to your e-mail they'll get in you'll be infected and they'll be able to take from you what they don't have anymore - life. The Ring: It begins as just another urban legend - the whispered tale of nightmarish videotape that causes anyone who watches it to die seven days later. But when four teenagers all meet with mysterious deaths exactly one week after watching just such a tape investigative reporter Rachel Keller tracks down the video...and watches it. Now the legend is coming true the clock is ticking and Rachel has just seven days to unravel the mystery of The Ring.
Welcome to the House of Anubis. A boarding school where, just as the students begin settling in for the academic year, they find one student missing, a secret panel in the attic, codes leading to backroom staircases, clandestine rituals, and more!
Brad Pitt and Vinnie Jones star in this tale of a London jewel heist, the new film from the director of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
Manu Bennett (Spartacus: Blood and Sand The Condemned) stars as the legendary adventurer Sinbad in this bold re-imagining of Greek and Arabic folklore. Searching for an ancient lost treasure and pursued by the evil sorcerer Al-Jibar Sinbad and his crew follow the trail to an underground labyrinth on a remote island. There they discover that not only is it booby-trapped but the island is under a curse which awakens the fearsome and monstrous Minotaur. Under attack from all sides Sinbad and his men must do battle with the beast to escape from the island with their lives.
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