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  Please note this is a region 2 DVD and will require a region 2 (Europe) or region Free DVD Player in order to play. Stan Helsing In this insane spoof, every horror movie ever made comes hilariously to life as slacker Stan and his stoner pals try to deliver videos to a deserted California town on Halloween night. After being stalked by realistic replicas of horror characters Freddy Kruger, Pinhead and The Creeper, our gang arrives in the small burg, which formerly contained a horror movie studio - hence the throngs of freaky, familiar characters literally crawling the streets. Our crew of two mischievous guys and two sexy girls outwit and outslash every cinematic horror character - or, in the case of Michael Jackson, merely horrific - to uncover the town's shocking secret: the studio s still at it, making movies of a very, ahem, different kind. When the creatures won t let our heroes leave, Stan decides to live up to his monster-slaying namesake's destiny. But first, he must endure a Survivor -style competition: gobbling down body parts! Risqué, righteous, revolting, and ridiculous, Stan Helsing is more than a slayer - it's totally killer. The Slammin Salmon Slammin Cleon Salmon (Michael Clarke Duncan), the former Heavyweight Champion of the World and current owner of a high-scale Miami restaurant, has racked up a sizable gambling debt to a band of Japanese thugs. To help pay off the debt, Cleon challenges his oddball waiter staff (the Broken Lizard Comedy Troupe, as well as Cobie Smulders and April Bowlby) to a contest where the top-selling server will win $10,000, while the waiter in last place gets a broken-rib sandwich - courtesy of the Champ himself. Spurred on by greed and panic, the staff resort to backstabbing, bribery and indecent proposals in an attempt to up sell their patrons while simultaneously sabotaging their co-workers. Will Forte, Olivia Munn and Vivica A. Fox co-star in one of the Top 10 Comedies of the Year! (Ryan McKee, AOL Moviefone). Age Rating 18

Triple bill of US comedies. 'Stan Helsing' (2009) is a horror spoof about a descendant of the famous vampire hunter who discovers his true destiny one fateful Halloween night. Marooned in the appropriately named 'Stormy Night Estates' with his friends on Halloween, video store clerk Stan Helsing (Steve Howey) comes face to face with almost exact facsimiles of the horror world's most famous monsters, including Needlehead (Charles Zuckermann), Fweddy (Ben Cotton), Pleatherface (Twan Holliday), and Michael Criers (Lee Tichon). Relieved to discover that he's a direct descendant of the world's most famous stake-wielder, Stan, along with his friends, sets forth to do battle with the parody horror icons. 'Big Fat Important Movie' (2008) is a right-wing spoof of 'A Christmas Carol' from the 'Airplane' stable, parodying a Michael Moore figure who wants to ban July 4th celebrations. Disillusioned documentary maker Michael Malone (Kevin P. Farley) has lost his faith in his country. As his nephew Josh (Travis Schuldt) prepares to leave for the Middle East, Malone refuses to celebrate, having recently launched a campaign to ban the festivities. That night, he is visited by the ghosts of George Washington (Jon Voight), General George Patton (Kelsey Grammer), and the Angel of Death (Trace Adkins), all intent on showing him the error of his ways, by putting some patriotic fervour back into his step. 'The Slammin' Salmon' (2009) is penned by the Broken Lizard writing team. Slammin' Cleon Salmon (Michael Clarke Duncan), former Heavyweight Champion of the World turned restaurateur, owes $20,000 to a Japanese gang. To raise the money, he challenges his waiting staff (played by the Broken Lizard Comedy Troupe, Cobie Smulders and April Bowlby) to a contest in which the top-selling waiter will win $10,000, while the waiter in last place gets a punch in the ribs from the Champ himself.